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Is it even physically possible to walk in those?
was thinking that myself. just looking at the angles…..unless she can shuffle round with her knees bent and her wieght thrown way back
A chiropractor’s dream! Repeating patient has bowed back and bad posture from wearing strange, tall, oddly aligned shoes…Will see again in 2 weeks…
Not a fetishist, but I’d love to see video of those shoes in action. They’re just way cool.
Ditto!
yes… if you enjoy looking at melted turds all day.
…Why?…HOW???
Funky is not the word I would use to describe these shoes
How about “wacky?” That’s what I thought of first.
I feel both intense fear and awe at these shoes
‘The Arrival’ of this concept is completely ‘alien’ to me, but then I admit to sometimes being ‘backwards’ in my way of thinking. Note the patent leather, thus helping with that ‘greenhouse effect’. I wonder if these are made in Mexico.
woah… those shoes are soooo awesome…. if i could fly id wear them cause i doubt i could walk in those!!!
I don’t think you could walk in these. The way they’re designed it seems as if they’d keep your shins jutting out at that <45 degree angle and there's no way you could carry your upper body over just your knees.
I second the request to see these in action. o.o
um i think i would die with those
There’s a reason she’s photographed sitting down. There’s no possible way you could stand.
I’m not sure somebody that skinny even CAN stand up.
They’re like patent leather starting blocks for really fasionable track runners.
Like a Salvador Dali painting….
I believe she could walk by turning these 90deg and stand on her heels. They’d turn into normal flat shoes with ridiculous fronts.
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Thats prob how one would wear them natrually! they just took a picture with her sitting like that for it to look wierder
WOAH!! O.o
Those look more like bookends than shoes.
Venom, is that you?!
it screams LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smiles…your right Lady Gaga for sure!
Joey Love.
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someone PLEASE tell me where i can get a pair.
i am DAMN SERIOUS.
i want to be an alien for halloween. still serious. where do i find them!?
please and thank you.
IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT