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Bejeweled Banana

Crazy Shoes - Bejeweled Banana

Designed by Paule Ka

These badass banana platforms just transported me back to 2004 when Swarovski-studded cell phones/iPods/laptops were all the rage (how I miss those simpler, Vajazz-less times).

But as glad as I am that trend died a swift death, I’m actually kind of into the rhinestone pavé shoes above. I mean, yeah, they’re probably best reserved for chicks named Misti, but still.

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  1. ctyler says:

    omg. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT! …and my name’s not even Misti!!…maybe I should change it to Misti…then i can get those shoes? do they offer a ‘Misti discount’? ….

  2. Faebee says:

    I’m no fashion expert, but I do know enough about silhouettes to know that these would make your legs look so weird. Like some kinda… alien robot pangolin.

    On the flip side, so sparkly! Such a neat shape! I don’t want to wear these, I just want to hang them on my wall as a conversation piece.

  3. Misty says:

    I am a little bit offended by that statement. I’m not remotely interested in these shoes but maybe that’s because I’m Misty with a y and not an i, maybe that makes a difference.

  4. THE FLYING TOMATO says:

    WOW… SPAARRRKKKLLLYYY!!! I WANT!! I really want them, but I don’t think I would have the guts to wear them in public.

  5. Kelsie says:

    They remind me of the special shoes my brother had to wear as a toddler to stop him from walking on his toes all the time. Although in a cruel twist, these also have high heels attached.

  6. attorneys says:

    nice shoes, odd!

  7. Misty says:

    I’m Misty, and I kinda want these…

  8. Todd says:

    Great! Round heels to make it easier to get her on her back!

  9. Steph says:

    Do they come with their own stripper pole?

  10. koijoy says:

    does it count when your name is “misty” ?

  11. L says:

    I love them. They r so different. if they r paired well with a nice skirt and top, they would look really nice for night out at a club

  12. Sickwacko says:

    All I can think of when I see those shoes is “Lady Gaga”

  13. 2HomosFan says:

    I’m just happy to find someone else who’s heard of the term “Vajazzler.”


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