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If Tim Burton Were a Middle Aged Woman

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Designed by Nicholas Kirkwood

Submitted by: Alice via Submit Crazy Shoes

Informal poll: who would wear these better: Helena Bonham Carter or Tom Petty?

TPetty would look fairly debonair going down the rabbit hole in these Alice in Wonderland gems.

But we also think HBC (which, coincidentally, is an acronym for “Head B in Charge” [the end clause "of a goth club's recycling bin" is silent]) donned them in the IMAX 3-D version of our nightmares.

Oh Lewis Carroll, what fashion horrors hath you wrought?

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  1. Geisha_Girl says:

    HBC with an LBD – perfect.

  2. Lei says:

    Actually those are kind of cool. They look painful to wear, but still cool.

  3. lexi : bby :) says:

    i dont know about everybody else, but these shoes are cute!!!
    idk if i would wear them but possibly :) idk but ive always loved alice in wonderland and this is sooo awesome

  4. blush says:

    I’m ashamed to say it, but I want these shoes!
    (Oh well, I couldn’t walk in those heels anyway.)

  5. halja says:

    I look at them, my left brain half says they’re horridly aweful but the other half thinks they’re pretty damn awesome. I’m a right-brainer, so I have to admitt: I love and I want them. Badly.

  6. Lady.Khrystal says:

    I would totally rock those. I think I can make them… Just some fake roses, chains, black and white acrylic paint and sealant, adorable tea charms… I wonder what my boss would say if I walked in with those. Technically, they’d be within dress code. :D

  7. nash says:

    Can I just say… AWESOME. Just the TB/HBC fan in me speaking :)

  8. Nilla says:

    ._. I need those shoes.

  9. ann says:

    hate to be the oddball here, but: no. just, no.

    obviously it’s just me, because while you all love these, I can’t even figure out how to put them on — other than the stiletto heels, I see NO identifiable bits!

  10. bookhobbit says:

    …You know, I think I’d actually wear these, sadly enough.

  11. Miss Critical says:

    wow. thats awesome. a little too floral for wearing, in my opinion

  12. Arri says:

    HBC…….Head B!&@% in Charge……….and I always thought they were alluding to my twisted sense of fasion………

  13. Autumn says:

    I actually LOVE these shoes.
    I would wear these honestly. Lol.

  14. Jessica Lopez says:

    <3<3<3<3<3

    I would wear that. HARD.

  15. Kate says:

    If Tim Burton were a middle aged woman….So…Helena Bonham Carter?

  16. Tonya says:

    These are so made for Kat Von D!!!!!

  17. JESSIE says:

    I love those shoes <3
    I want them!

  18. reannariddle says:

    I REALLY Want these shoes! i <3 alice in wonderland and these shoe are so quirky that they are just awsum!

  19. lmlewis517 says:

    What do you mean… “If?” LOL!!!!!!

  20. Mack says:

    Tom Petty hates his Mad Hatter relation these days;)

    So it’d have to be HBC. And I’d watch insulting that girl. She’s been known to blow people up and also cook them in pies….

  21. CasualOtaku says:

    …damnit. I hate to admit it but I LOVE these shoes. They’re not meant for actual use, of course (you’d have to walk like your feet were bound to keep from losing pieces of them) but I would totally put them on my mantle or coffee table as a conversation piece.

    You just know that every gal (and maybe a few guys) would want to try them on if you had them out at a costume party.

  22. lizziepatcat says:

    omg. i need those shoes. my bffs would love me even more if i walked up to them wearing those badass shoes. <3 <3 <3 i lllooovveeee them. cuz ya know, i worship tim burton, love lice in wonderland, and i love shoes. frickin ahmayzingg!!

  23. lizziepatcat says:

    oopsies i messed up. pweez forgive me????

  24. LucyT says:

    Helena would look best in them! xD She’s Tim Burton’s (Girlfriend?) for crying out loud!
    Maybe the other person would look good in them, but Helena would style them the best. Crazy Shoes, Crazy Woman.

  25. Amy says:

    I looooove these!
    Just perfect.

  26. Chloe says:

    I LOVE THESE! I want them! hahahaha.
    And I would totally wear them! I think Helena would rock these!

  27. bilbo says:

    Want.

  28. wanna be says:

    this shoes would be for my friend chris

  29. wanna be says:

    lol jk chris but u would look good in these shoes but i think they would be painful i dont like those kind of shoes i like flats

  30. Goth_Voodoo_Princess says:

    ME wanty now…e


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