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I Wear These Around Campsites to Freak Out the Kids

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Crazy Shoes

Remember the episode of “30 Rock” when Tracy Jordan explained the “uncanny valley” — where in video games/porn there’s a point when animated characters become too real to be sexy? There’s a similar theory about bear themed-products.

Somewhere there is a diagram accurately explaining that once you go too realistic with bear paws, they become absolutely terrifying.

Not that these are. No, these have laces so they are 100 percent adorable!

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  1. pepsibookcat says:

    Yes. Yes, I want these. Um hm. Yup.

  2. nedmech says:

    Lol. I find myself wanting a pair of these now too!

  3. nirigi says:

    I want them, too. Although they might be a bit unpractical when climbing stairs…

  4. KPat says:

    I love them. But they are clearly not bear paws.

    Bear paws: http://www.bear-tracker.com/bear.html
    Wolf paws: http://www.bear-tracker.com/wolves.html

    Pretty sure they were going for were-wolf.

  5. JamJam says:

    Soooooooooooo cool.

  6. Wig says:

    Can you imagine people’s reactions if you walked outside in these after a fresh blanket of snow covered the ground?

    Children and the elderly would flip at seeing the tracks!

  7. Dragon says:

    Where can I get a pair. The glove picture was impressive also.

  8. Elia says:

    I WANT!!!!!!!!!

  9. FNORDer says:

    They’re hiring Klingon designers now?

  10. Mia says:

    I love them, I’ve got to find a pair for fall.

  11. luce says:

    Haha regardless of what paws they are, I love still them. I WANTTT

  12. Symon says:

    It was Frank who explains the “uncanny valley”.

    yeah. I’m THAT guy.

  13. jodi says:

    I’d say they’d be ‘werewolf’ shoes. too elongated for someone to think its wolf tracks. They should come in women’s sizes too :D

  14. BellatrixFan says:

    I would SO wear those.

  15. Benjamin Koshkin says:

    Really cool shoes.

    Benjamin Koshkin

  16. Giggity says:

    When I’m at a campsite with kids, I just wear a condom and a smile. Giving them a little Nyquil doesn’t hurt, either.

  17. fat man says:

    WANT!!!

  18. dr.wolf says:

    wonder if they make these in men cuz, me wants them

  19. maggie_morgan says:

    omg now i know how they make dog pints in movies see i knew they didnt take a dog and make him walk where they wanted them to lol :P

  20. randall says:

    if you have size 15 feet like me your bare footprint alone will freak people out.

    • koijoy says:

      SIZE 15?

      crazy, hopefully not offending you
      but this person in 5th grade has a 9 1/2 size shoe, might grow bigger

      and is it hard to find shoes in your size?

  21. Klaybird says:

    WANT WANT WANT SOOOOOO WANT!!!
    (the shoes -and- gloves!!!!)
    Plus I’d like to submit an order for moose print shoes (no gloves), and rat print plus maybe dragon print both with gloves. That should be enough of a variety to properly freak out people. Especially in town. *wicked grin*

    Giggity, would you take a seat over there please?

  22. Foxxy Angel says:

    Hehehe, I know someone who really would like to have these… lol

  23. sage says:

    I would turn these into werewolf costume feet.

  24. Blackbear says:

    I also want pair

  25. bk says:

    *Tracy Morgan

  26. koijoy says:

    instant halloween costume

  27. flanie says:

    hah! that’ll be my costume this year

  28. digitalkat1 says:

    OMG they are so incredible, love the soles

  29. Samantha says:

    I want to wear these on mantracker!

  30. Roketto says:

    Waaaaant. So. Badly.

    I’m even crazy enough to wear these on campus, & see how many people notice. >:^)

    Also, I second the need for Dragon-print shoes too.

  31. Katie says:

    Can you imagine if someone committed a crime wearing these? Those poor crime scene investigators! They wouldn’t know WHAT to do!

  32. J.S says:

    I want these shoes!!! I want leave paw prints everywhere …

  33. Siiri says:

    I so badly want a pair of these. The gloves, however, I can do without. Too bulky.

  34. Lai-Lai says:

    I want a waterproof pair for the beach.

  35. zaranin says:

    i would so buy these but they arnt for sale :.(
    ^
    tear

  36. Madtoine says:

    must have em, would kill for them, not something major, kill somthing like a banana for it that is
    but still want them really bad

  37. Yaoifangirl13 says:

    Sweet! I wanna pair

  38. Siiri says:

    I think I found some spikes which one might be able to make something like these with: http://studsandspikes.com/buy/spikes-claw-spikes-c-43_76.html?osCsid=8bec2986a4e01cd5696ef4b5c047a97a

  39. J8NGEL says:

    I WANT THESE!!!!!! LYCAN PRIDE!! AO AO AAAOOOOOooooooo

  40. raimondo says:

    AO AOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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  42. MJFan says:

    I’ve gotta say, I like these.


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