Designed by Kenneth Kirschner
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Crazy Shoes
When Edwina’s boyfriend said he’d pay for her to get her boobs done she was overjoyed. Finally all the years of working at the Arby’s would turn into all those years of working at the Hooters. She’d be busy staving off the wing-sauce-drenched fingers of the drunk male patrons — and going home to find the occasional dollar bill stuck in between her thighs and her plastic orange shorts — in no time.
But he just meant he was buying her boob shoes. If only he was funny.
Aside: If you feel up someone’s foot, but they are wearing boob shoes, is that second base? Third base? Podiatry school?
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When you want a man to fall at your feet….
Brings new meaning to the act of toe sucking…
Who knew a game of This Little Piggy could be foreplay?
*Can’t. Stop. Making. Bad. Jokes. About. These. Shoes.*
This is offensive. It is so very low down and trashy. This is an insult to Dutch culture. I am physical sick. This is filthy and demeaning.
i agree 100% this is the most preverted thing i have seen on this site, and what woman will want to wear these?
Sheesh, lighten up Dutch girl! It’s a joke.. You can find these and other funny and artistic clogs on this site http://www.klompendag.nl/Speciale-klompen.html
Victor and Rolfs high heeled clogs are sooo cute.
Just everydayjust normal unpainted clogs you can buy in any garden and farm supply center (in Holland), painted in skin colour with a couple of plastic nipples glued on
GOod GRief!!! SOmeone put socks on these!!! Decorum people, DECORUM!!! $;)
I find this disgusting. Plain and simple. I happen to agree with Dutch Girl; this IS offensive to the Dutch culture. Worst. Shoes. EVER.
lol if you don’t like it, don’t look at it. Some people need to lighten up. Offensive to DUTCH CULTURE? The land of the Red Light District? ½ naked women in windows soliciting sex??? Marijuana use while walking down the street? Oye Vey!
I would never wear them but they are funny.
What? You’ve never heard of breastfeeting?
i had a dream my grandma got me shoes that looked kind of like these… it was really weird
My friend wants a pair of these. Where can I order them??
@Dutch Girl, to be fair, I bet any culture with an iconic shoe that was easy to modify to look like titties would have been selected. I don’t think the dutch were singled out because they dutch. Anyway, after the croc, it’s gotten a little hard to take clogs seriously.
listen dutch girl im offended by these but i have them i wear them…in public lither Another Dutch Girl said they are just a joke lay off
“Yeah, so I made a comment about her shoues & next thing I know, her witty titty is up my ass.”
shut up!
BOOBIES!
so much for wearing booties
This is very demeaning to the ladies that are clean and like CLEAN comedy. Not this crap.
How is this demeaning??? Its a joke lay off. Just like another dutch girl said their clogs painted pink with plastic nipples.
Yeah sure, these don’t look good….but seriously, you peoples need to learn what a joke is. I don’t see how it is “demeaning” is women. All women have them if you didn’t notice :/
These would be great for nurses who work in the mamograghy labs!!
I think this is a good way to see what my boobs may look like when I’m 90, on the floor, just below the hem of my housedress!