Designed by Katrien Strijbol and Pol Engels
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Crazy Shoes
Hey girl, I want to touch Nambia.
So right above my ankle then?
Uh, no, uh higher, like near your business, your Congo.
Nope, that’s my knee cap.
Suriname?
That’s just my other leg.
F’ this. I’m giving up. This was so much easier when I was dating that girl who wore a Pangea dress all the time. I couldn’t go anywhere without feeling a continent.
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biography..also known as geography
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Why does it say biography on it?….
That is freaking awesome. I wouldn’t wear them, but that’s still awesome.
These would be cool if they didn’t say “BIOGRAPHY” as opposed to “geography”. If that was missing, I’d wear ‘em.
EXACTLY!!! When I first saw these, I thought, “Ooooh! These are so cool! I’d wear them.” Then I noticed BIOGRAPHY. WTF?!?!? It should say geography. That would continually annoy me to no end. Couldn’t wear the boots because of it.
Not to mention…that’s supposed to be Italy (you know, shaped like a boot) so what’s with all the Africa references in the sub-caption?
Yeah, I was wondering about that too.
Suriname isn’t in Africa D:
But I get what you mean.
yeah, what’s up with that?
Biography?
Funny he’s trying to reach for Namibia (wasn’t even spelled right), seeing as how that’s *Italy*, the boot-shaped country, rather than Africa, the non-boot-shaped continent…
Are these made of Italian leather?
badum-tsss
*giggles*
whoever wrote the african countries in the caption is fucking retarded. it’s quite clearly italy.
I am an Italy fanatic. I want these shoes
. of course, i’d prefer if they changed “biography, so i wouldn’t have to change it myself 
lol
^.^; If they didn’t say “biography,” I’d so want them.
Interesting play on Italy’s land mass shape…
Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. You can’t fit that much sh*t in a shoe.
For all of you: I guess it says “Biography” on purpose. This probably was done for someone partuicular, and she/he (I really hope she) might be an italian who has lived in all that places, or who has a special meaning for all that cities. Perhaps we can’t see (I can´t) but the names are not of places. They could be exboyfriends names, special moments in her life… Like a tatoo, but in a boot.
If it where a mistake, and was suposed to be Geography, it would probably has all the important names, or at least more than those.
uh . . . . grammar?
“that places”
“that cities”
where a mistake”
“has all the important names”
GOSH. WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN BOTHER SAYING THINGS IF THEY CAN’T GET THEIR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING CORRECT?
The names on it, as far as I can see, are all names of italian cities. I was born and still living live in one of those, so I’m pretty sure about that
That has definitely nothing to do with a continent and with Africa…
I just love living in Switzerland xD
those are SWEET shoes. I’d wear ‘em, but I don’t get the way they’re shaped . . . . probably makes them kinda awkward . . . . .
Biography is the name of the label these boots are manufactured under. Found the info here: http://www.virtualshoemuseum.com/vsm/o.php?id=1098&txt=true&col=focus&sub=print
i remember all my teachers saying that Italy looks like a boot, but DAMN!!!!
Hetalia