Submitted by: laura_katrina via Submit Crazy Shoes
Sir, sir, if you’ll just pass me this tiny hammer, I’ll break into these guys, and I can cash out to give you the money required for what I’ve drank from the wet bar.
I mean, I don’t understand the ridiculous pricing for nine small bottles of Absolut and 3 PayDay bars. It’s not like those PayDays were even regular size.
Worst night at the Chicken Ranch Band of Me-Wuk Indians’ Casino ever.
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Wow, that last line isn’t EVEN funny. I’m not Native American and I’m offended.
I’m Native American, and I’m not offended. To me it’s more of a joke on white people–they don’t know what a real native is so they’re easily swindled by an tan guy in a head dress sort of deal.
Besides, what actual Native American nation would the writer say? No one wants to claim a lame casino….haha.
Meanwhile, I kind of like those shoes even if they look like stripper shoes.
Wow! How does the post-er ever KNOW about Chicken Rance Bingo? That is small town, yo! Geisha_Girl, I dont think any offense was meant by that last line. Its an actual bingo parlor in Jamestown, CA. Crazy, right?
i am Brasil
Puta gostoso quase gozei aqui ja a sandalaria….credo!
Puta pé gostoso!!!!!!!!!!!
Are those tokens and dice loose? Talk about some noisy shoes!
I’d probably kill myself trying to walk in those, but they’re ADORABLE <3
Great shoes! Thanks for sharing
It’s called a mini bar, not a wet bar.
I think your feetz cheetz! Where’s the booze shooze?
Somebody likes to gamble on the turn of an ankle
Where could I get these? Totally awesome for trip to vegas
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Also, I just returned from Vegas. A good hotel deal is the Imperial Palace. Its in the center of the strip and I only paid $25 for a room with a view of the pool!
Emme
Puh-puh-puh-poker feet!
Kira, now THAT comment was funny!
I would kill for those.
Man these shoes are haute! I would rock them in Vegas!
to be completely honest, if i were a stripper or pole dancer i’d wear those…
The Chicken Ranch and Me Wuk Band are both real things. And yeah, I can’t believe there’s too other people on this site who know about it, the Chicken Ranch is Way the heck out in Tuolumne. : )
omg i saw shoes like these at Adam and Eve!! XD
Want! Must Have!
these shoes are def. made for Lady GaGa! :p