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Mommy Needs a New Pair of Shoes

crazy shoes - Mommy Needs a New Pair of Shoes

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Submitted by: gardenlobster via Submit Crazy Shoes

Finally. I have to tell you guys, I’ve been testing out the stripper underwear with pockets, and it just doesn’t offer you the freedom of movement these bad boys do. Now I don’t have to worry about losing my dollars and cents every time I’m arse backwards on a pole you know.

That’s piece of mind.

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  1. Meh says:

    Don’t see a problem here?

  2. Zyria says:

    I’ve actually seen these, in a store at the beach. With lots of stripper heels. And I want them.

  3. Cherokee says:

    And if she doesn’t like your tip, she can kick you straight in the mouth, stiletto you in the groin and never miss a beat. Whoa!

  4. OdeToExpressions~ says:

    *peace of mind

  5. Tiffany says:

    The tips I want can’t fit in that little hole! lol!

  6. ManiacScribbler says:

    Well, then she can get a piece of your mind; those things could kill, and take your peace of mind!
    =^..^=

  7. tyberius says:

    What is a Transjugular Intrahepatic Portosystemic Shunt (TIPS)?

    A transjugular intrahepatic portosystemic shunt (TIPS) is a small, tubular metal device commonly called a stent that is placed in veins in the middle of the liver to permit blood flow to bypass the liver.

    In a TIPS procedure, interventional radiologists use image guidance to make a tunnel through the liver to connect the portal vein (the vein that carries blood from the digestive organs to the liver) to one of the hepatic veins (three veins that carry blood away from the liver back to the heart). A stent is then placed in this tunnel to keep the pathway open.

    Patients who typically need a TIPS have portal hypertension, increased pressure in the portal vein. This pressure causes blood to flow backward from the liver into the veins of the spleen, stomach, lower esophagus, and intestines, causing enlarged vessels, bleeding and the accumulation of fluid in the chest or abdomen.

  8. These aren’t really outrageous enough to be on this site in my opinion…
    I have a pair of these (with the tip slot) but without the word “tips” I’m not a stripper though…
    They’re not that exciting, they really are just standard “Pleaser” strip shoes…

  9. gardenlobster says:

    Well, these have been around for a while and my thought has always been…wouldn’t those get heavy if you get a bunch of change in there??

  10. reihamoonchild says:

    Why didn’t someone think of these before? I love these shoes!!!

  11. Mina says:

    Meh. Not really all that exciting. These shoes are common in the stripper world.

  12. Muppet says:

    Well, they’d probably also work out great to carry your money if you were at a nudist resort.

  13. deeraye says:

    You know, I had a friend who had a pair of these. They were clear, with a puckered-lips’ed mouth around the slot…

    That’s where the fascination with putting things in strippers’ mouths comes from!

  14. BMK says:

    Actually a good idea. but if your not a stripper you could put black paint over the clear part to just keep money in so you dont have to carry it in your pokets :3

  15. lalala says:

    taylor momsen wore these shoes to her latest concert

  16. Ancyrre says:

    Do you mean you’re supposed to wear that in your thirties?
    I thought being young was exactely the time when you could wear whatever you wanted. Some where hippies in their youth, other goths, … and you don’t blame them.
    She has the right to wear strippper shoes at 17. I don’t think she’d be right to wear them at 37…

  17. kayla says:

    dude just saw these in the movie stan helsing..rofl

  18. Kitty says:

    These shoes are in Stan Helsing

  19. Stormy says:

    Ultimate stripper shoe. ‘Nuff said.

  20. Laurel says:

    OMG,La These were on Stan Helsing XDDD

  21. elmo says:

    omg these shoes are the besttt ;D


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