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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Crazy Shoes
Janine was an avid bird-watcher. She loved the avians in a way that was deeper and purer than any of those other binocular-ed posers at the park on Saturday with their children. But just like with men, their elsuive touch had been nary a faint memory upon her skin.
But not this Saturday.
This Saturday, she’d show those Audubon Society monkeys she means business. Those birds would be on her like she was Snow White, fixing her cardigan, fluffing her hoop skirt, making sure she was having a grand old time.
You just wait, assisted living grandpa and you loving step-godson. I’m about to go Doolittle on your behind.
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I’m too distracted by the adorable bird.
Those shoes look a bit seedy to me
Yeah – just pray there aren’t any larger birds around – like seagulls or crows or you will be fighting with them to get your shoes back and probably get pecked up feed in the process.
I’m just picturing a scene out of Finding Nemo now
“Mine?!”
This little birdie is obviously going to suck seed!
Um… Not to burst anyone’s bubble, but judging by the shape of the ankles and the unatually hairy legs, Janine is either a guy, or a hippie with guy-like ankles. Not that there’s anything wrong with hippies.
Eeew…All i see are hairy legs and ankle socks. WTF!
Oh, and I am also distracted by:
-the ’90s jeans
-the dowdy ankle socks
-the geriatric man legs, which are possibly in need of a shave
You guys are hardcore mean about the ankles! I’m more concerned about how this he/she is teasing the birds! There’s no way they can eat that!
actually I don’t think that’s hair….I think it is just veins. At first it looks like hair, but if you look closer there really isn’t any, and those are so not guy ankles. I wish I could zoom in, and get a better look.
ummh dont be stupid those arent veins, veins dont stick out fuzz-like from the leg \:
Get a grip guys, this is a cute idea
Quit being so vain