These socks are a great date, they slow dance with me to every song, they hold my flask so I can spike the punch, they can hold my hair back later if I need to give tithes to the porcelain god. Who needs a boyfriend when my Chippendales socks are here for me?
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Oh, I want them! They’re totally cute!
I agree. They are awesome!
These are super adorable!
I thought this was “If shoes cold kill”, not let me make up a boring rant about socks. Get a better sense of humor.
agreed! If we wanted if “socks could kill” we would have “if socks could kill”.
Agreed. Many many wacky shoes don’t make it past the voting stage, but somehow these pretty cute, not all that wacky looking socks did.
socks, shoes… same thing? I want the shoes, though. And the socks would be awesome for a Halloween costume
Same thing my behind!
Zettai Ryouki!!
A Halloween costume is about it – I though we got rid of cutesy thigh-highs in the 90′s? SHOW ME SOME SHOES!!!
These are awesome!
I want, wait, scratch that, NEED these. Like now please.
Want. Those. Socks!!!!!!
WANT! I wouldn’t even use ‘em for a halloween costume, I’d just wear em’ with a black skirt, white top, and black shoes, (knowing me, probably Dr. Martens or Converse)